Suck It, Homeowner's Association!: Satellite Dish Disguised As A Patio Chair
I remember living in an apartment a few years back where they wouldn't let you put a satellite dish on your balcony because they thought they looked bad. Now? Now I live in such a shithole you can pretty much do whatever you want including discharge firearms inside at all hours of the night. You drug dealers in 308 know what I'm talking about -- high-five! I was actually hoping you could spot me some weed. This is a satellite dish disguised as a patio chair so you don't get in trouble with your landlord/homeowner's association just because Time Warner Cable sucks so f***ing hard.
Landlord: I couldn't help but notice there's a chair on your roof.
Me: Yeah?
Landlord: What's it doing up there?
Me: I had a kegger, somebody must've thrown it up there.
Landlord: And...?
Me: And I'm not climbing up to get it!
Landlord: It looks nailed down. I'm going to have to charge you to call somebody and retrieve it.
Me: TOUCH THAT PHONE AND DIE, SLUMLORD!
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Satellite Chair lets you tune into your favorite TV shows [ubergizmo]
Thanks to Ekko, who was just happy to hear it can actually be used as a regular chair. Hell yes satellite signals blasting through every part of your body! That's how superpowers happen.
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