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Skills: Lizard Playing 'Ant Crusher' On Smart Phone

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This is a video of a bearded dragon playing Ant Crusher on a smart phone with his tongue. He...is good. It's kind of sad though because he always licks his lips after eating an ant except it never tastes like ant, it tastes like his owner doesn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom.

Hit the jump for a video of the zero-calorie diet in progress.

Bearded Dragon Playing 'Ant Crusher' on a Cell Phone and Killing it [obviouswinner]

Thanks to andi and khz, who refuse to lose their high scores to a f***ing lizard.

There are Comments.
  • Laurent Maulin

    Lumia 928 One day, i promiss i'll let my reptile use my tablet hehe

  • The bearded dragons naturally live in areas of Australia that provide high temperatures, as well as land formations that are suitable for perching or shading. When building a vivarium for a bearded dragon it should be identical to the natural living conditions in order for the bearded dragon to survive and live a healthy life.

  • Best thing ever posted ever!

  • Frederik Lauridsen

    Pfft, noob dragon. I would've FUS RO DAH'd all over those ants!

  • roostersocks

    I used to play games like that, till i took an arrow to the knee

  • Esther

    Aww, poor baby.

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  • Peaceful_Idiot

    I feel bad for the lizard too.  Yum, ahh.  Yum, ahh.  Yum, ahh.  Will it ever learn?

  • n11

    Haha that's awesome. Funny.

  • theflopallin

    Thank you for the AWESOME video. I have two beardies, so now I know what I am doing when I get home! *goes to download the game*

    http://www.theflopallin.com
    Jeff

  • Aw, I actually feel bad for that little guy. It's almost like he's saying, "Why don't these taste like deliciousness?!"

  • MorningPanda

    Lets see how it does it boxing. Fetch me my reptilian skin gloves!

  • I'M BETTER THAN THAT STUPID LIZARD! WHY DON'T I GET A POST!?

  • with your tongue? 

  • dillerberry

    you mad bro?

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