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USS Enterprise USS East Peoria Christmas lights display spotted in East Peoria, Illinois, which is apparently known for its extravagant Christmas lights AND NOTHING ELSE. *Wikipedia-ing to verify* Okay so the Caterpillar Tractor Company does a lot of manufacturing there, that's something. Oh, and it's where comedian Sam Kinison was born. Geez, no wonder he was so screamy -- I'm from West by God Virgina and I'm full of rage myself. "Rage -- or shit." Both.
Jedi Ninjas, Stay Puft Snowman, Where's the Doctor, Harry Potter VS. Lord of the Rings and MORE [nerdbastards]
USS Enterprise in Christmas Lights [neatorama]
Thanks to chichi, who agrees the only Christmas light a person really needs is a warm fireplace and somebody naked to share it with. *disrobing* To the bearskin rug!
Because the internet is already drying up for the weekend, here's a wooden USS Enterprise wind mobile made by Etsy seller RaysScraps. They're available for $75, but unfortunately don't include any wind chimes. I need chimes, dammit! I wanna hear that tingy-ding-ding when I'm... / Continue →
Etsy seller BarryShields (aka Barry Shields) went and built this USS Enterprise coffee table. And now he's selling it for a paltry $3,100. Damn, I can't believe he's even willing to part with the blueprints for that cheap, let alone THE ACTUAL TABLE. What is this, my lucky d... / Continue →
This is a Christmas tree with a Cthulhu plushie on top and a bunch of tentacles stuck on branches. Because why shouldn't Christmas be more about scaring children? "Who told you that?" The Santa at the mall with the evil clown face! Just kidding, it was at a rave and he told... / Continue →