We've seen steering wheel desks in the past, but never anything of this quality. I mean, it has cupholders. And -- AND -- an iPad stand. What is this, 2050? Is that a f***ing hover car?! Now granted the desk is only meant for use when in park, but is that gonna stop me from multitasking on the drive to work? No. Actually paying attention to the road so I don't get pulled over is. Get it? Because I don't have a license. Don't tell the po-po!
Hit the jump for a couple more crappy quality shots and a link to the Etsy product page.
Etsy Product Site
Thanks to bb, who agrees the best way to get from point A to point B is making out in the back of a cab. I'm down!
"Psst, GW -- want some free candy?" I wish, I'm trying to watch my weight. "Oh come on." Really, I can't, I'm already borderline diabetic. "Wanna take a ride in my Star Wars van?" ...Just give me two minutes to ditch my mom in Target.
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This is why poor people can't have nice things.
David Derp Dopp won this 2008 Lamborghini Murcielago LP-640 in a convenience store's "Joe Shmo to Lambo" contest. Theeeeeeen crashed it in a field six hours later. Because that's what you do with things you win: destroy them. ... / Continue →
Remember: safety last.
This is a video of a guy driving a smashed-to-shit 18-wheeler in Russia. No clue who he drives trucks for but I doubt he's gonna be working there much longer. Get it? Because he's a f***ing goner. BUCKLE YOUR SAFETY BELT, BRO!
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