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Man Transforms Mercedes McLaren Into Giant POS

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This is the Anliker McLaren SLR 999 Red Gold Dream. It started as a Mercedes SLR McLaren, but apparently after you do so much gaudy shit to something you get to rename it. You and I will now refer to it as the USS Boobooprise. It was created under the watchful retarded eye of Swiss entrepreneur Ueli Anliker, who clearly has no concept of class, or fear of being blinded while driving.

The garish body has 25 layers of red paint with 5kg of gold dust worked into it. Each of the car's wheels are covered in 24 carat gold as are the headlights and door sills


And the car's supercharged 5.4-litre engine has had power boosted from 640bhp to 999bhp - giving it a top speed of more than 210mph.

Inside, there are jewelled indicators, a gold-trimmed interior and steering wheel and ruby-covered switchgear.

In total there are more than 600 rubies within the car's interior, which would have cost around £300,000 [~$470K] before the staggering overhaul.

Mr Anliker is now selling the Mercedes with a 'minimum' price-tag of £7 million [~$11-million] - making it the world's most expensive vehicle for sale on the open market.

*spitting Carnation Instant Breakfast* $11-million?! WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?! How anyone who's clearly such a piss-poor decision maker has been able to make money in this world is blowing my mind right now. I mean, sure, maybe I have a pair of panties hanging from my rearview, but come on, that's classy. "And the skull gearshift knob?" The shrunken head of an enemy.

Hit the jump for a bunch more of the WTFery plus a video.

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Homeboy's website for the car (with even more pics and info)
via
Flamboyant Millionaire Makes Mercedes SLR Even More Exclusive [odditycentral]
and
For sale, one careful but extravagant owner: The 'blingmobile' Mercedes on offer for £7 million [dailymail]

Thanks to PYY who knows good looking and this is not it.

There are Comments.
  • ChazSter

    Now... where did I put my Christmas List?

  • yes der

  • solange rombouts

    ugly trannies goshhh

  • mrsupercat

    Its beyond me why you would take a world class car that the worlds top car manufacturer took years and years to perfect, and ruin it in every conceivable way. Its the ugliest car ive seen in my entire life, it probably has too much power and cant go around a corner, and even if it could handle well it wouldnt matter because whoever the owner is they would be too afraid to actually DRIVE the car that they just spent $11+ million on. pointless in every way. I would buy this just to part it out and destroy this mess of a car so nobody ever had to look at it again.

  • alx dun

    it looks like a hotwheels car

  • jabbawok

    If I had the money, I'd buy it just to douse it in petrol and watch it burn.

  • I FREAKIN' LOVE IT!!  It's Russian Euro-Chic, man! It's like something that guy with the Russian accent (and mini-Giraffe) from the Direct TV commercials would buy. Complete with entourage... just awesome!

  • the centre console is made from c3p0s remains.

  • Del Perro Dinero

    It even has trannies! now that´s luxury...with a penis

  • shaunclewis2

    Money can buy a lot of things.  Unfortunately, it can't buy good taste.

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  • Besides the Ladyboys and the F-UGLY! as shit car, i think this old guy wasted just about all the money he could.

  • Alex Wong

    the guy who made this should go to hell

  • Monochromatyczny Wojownik

    and the guy is all like : "look at my shoes, my shoes are amazing..."

  • Those are some dumb looking bitches. Car looks like shit too

  • Omar Cortex

    The "car" the philipino  tranies, his clothes, his bonner in the fourth pic, and the fact he's a millionaire.

    These are, BY FAR, the most offensive and hideous pictures I've EVER seen on the internet, and I've lurked 4chan for years.

  • This_Update_Sucks

    So...Is she Black? Indian? Hispanic? Some dark-skin Asian? I can't tell.

  • Omar Cortex

    The "car" the hindi tranies, his clothes, his bonner in the fourth pic. This are by far the most hideous and tasteless pictures I've on the internet. And I've lurked 4chan for years.

  • Ueli Anliker Design. 'DESIGN'!?Advertising fail.

  • Do you think someone should tell him not to strike feminine model poses with a pup tent?

    And what's his fascination, is he running a mail order fresh off the boat bride service as well?
     

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