Jian Sword Dancing, Now With More Gramma Participation!
Remember the original Jian sword dancing video? Of course you do, you've been practicing those moves in the bathroom mirror with a curtain rod ever since you saw it. Well this is a new one. Except this one's soundtrack is even better and the gramma actually gets her own scene. Granted she doesn't actually do any dancing, but I once saw a great aunt throw a hip out dancing at a cousin's wedding, so it's probably for the best. Why Aunt Verla thought she could still drop it like it's hot is beyond me, but I suspect it was all the wine talking. Please, you ain't got these skills! *trips over dog trying to booty-clap all the way into the kitchen for a snack*
Hit the jump, get your nunchucks out of your desk drawer, and follow along. But be warned: girl almost cuts the dog in half at 2:16.
Thanks to Occam's Hairbrush, steve and Jen, who can swing swords with the best of them but can't flip a f***ing pancake to save their lives.
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