This is a Christmas tree with a Cthulhu plushie on top and a bunch of tentacles stuck on branches. Because why shouldn't Christmas be more about scaring children? "Who told you that?" The Santa at the mall with the evil clown face! Just kidding, it was at a rave and he told me he's not bringing anything but nightmares this year. "Jesus." WHERE?!
Hit the jump for a couple more shots.
A Very Lovecraft Cthulhu Christmas Tree is Full of Tentacles [obviouswinner]
A Very Lovecraft Christmas [geyserofawesome] (Archie McPhee's blog)
Thanks to martin, who agrees it's just not Christmas without tentacles. And to khz, who applied to be one of Santa's little helpers at the mall but failed the background check.
Looking for some stylized video game controller ornaments for your Christmas tree this year? Then look no further than these laser-cut plastic joints! TA-DOW.
Each set comes with 7 ornaments, including 2-dimensional cutout versions of Wii, N64, Xbox 360, Dreamcast, NES, PS... / Continue →
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This is the Chemistree, an unorthodox Christmas tree made out of chemistry lab equipment and a bunch of different magic potions. "Those aren't magic potions." Oh I'm sorry, did you take the picture? "Well, no." So you have no way of knowing what they are, do you? "And neit... / Continue →