It Was Only A Matter Of Time: A Bacon Skyrim Helmet
This is a replica of the helmet worn by Dovahkiin in Skyrim except made out of popcorn bacon. Because that's what people do: make things out of bacon, then post pictures of them online. You know what the problem with a bacon helmet is though? Dragons LOOOOOOVE bacon. It's gonna take your head off with its first bite! Just imagine if Christopher Robin had wandered into the woods wearing a beehive for a hat -- Pooh would have mauled his little adventure-loving face off! And where would that leave you and I? "Roasting Eeyore over an open fire?" Exaaaaaactly. Somebody needs to put that gloomy f*** out of his misery.
Hit the jump for several more shots, including the construction process.
Skyrim Bacon Helmet of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at]
and
Dude Makes a Skyrim Helmet out of Bacon [obviouswinner]
Thanks to dusty and Brian R, who are still confused how dude was able to withstand the heat of the oven on his head while the bacon cooked. Pfft, it's called magic.
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