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Gusty: Hurricane Causes Wind Turbine Explosion

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This is a picture of a $3-million, 328-foot wind turbine in North Ayrshire, Scotland trying to cope with hurricane winds. Obviously, it coped poorly. Like me in high school getting called a dork all the time. Which brings up an important topic: bullying. Listen up kids, I want you to remember this: no matter what mean things kids might say to you in school (and they'll try to say the worst), just know that in six to ten years they'll ask to be your friend on Facebook and you'll look through their pictures and see they're fat as shit and living in squalor with like three ugly babies. Trust me. You know what I'm talking about, Angela W.! You called me a four-eyed freak sophomore year and now look at you -- breathing heavy with two cross-eyed kids from some redneck!

Wind turbine can't keep up; explodes into flames [dvice]

Thanks to Bryan, who agrees the only thing better than green energy is black magic. I brought a run-over squirrel back to life!

There are Comments.
  • Sarah Hallgren

    ur comment is so much better than ur post, lol. the internet has made this world a weird place

  • Alfredo Barral

    This was actually the opposite. The turbine got over-revolutioned as hell, creating the hurricane with infernal tornado blows, but finally got out of control and exploded.

  • Quase

    What a POS this blog is becoming. There is a one and a half line description of the topic, then a paragraph of some idiotic bla bla bla bla bla. WHO CARES?

  • and the ad on here is for redstone college, where you go to learn how to work on wind turbines. geez.

  • Matt Klan

    "they'll ask to be your friend on Facebook and you'll look through their pictures and see they're fat as shit and living in squalor with like three ugly babies"

    TRUTH. God, Love this site

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  • JeffreySpur

    no videwo :(

  • andres ortiz

    no video?

  • That's where I stay, I never thought I'd see it on Geekologie xD

  • Richard Anderson

    Thats Hurricane Bawbag for you. That right...the scottish dubbed that Hurricane Bawbag meaning ballbag meaning Scrotum. Cant wait till out next hurricane, Hurricane prick , hurricane bitch, so many choices.  google it.

  • Makes the naming convention in North America look like crap.

  • pythondjango101

    roflmao

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