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Christmas Came Early: Francis Unboxes A Lightsaber

December 7, 2011 / christmas came early, francis is just a character this isn't real, good lode, heart attack, holy smokes, i don't know how i feel about that, i've seen it all now (and wish i hadn't), lightsaber, now slice a couple rolls off, opening presents, sit down you're making me nervous, that hurt, wtf did i just watch?

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This is a video of Youtuber Boogie (aka Francis aka not a real-life video) being disrupted from Skyrim to unbox a lightsaber as an early Christmas present. Depending on how you feel about lightsabers, morbid obesity, people pretending to be retarded, and people attacking people pretending to be retarded with lightsabers, you may or may not like it. I...did not like it. Don't get me wrong, there are definitely some good one-liners, it's just...f*** you should really take better care of yourself. It's like watching an overexcited bean-bag chair.

Hit the jump for the WTFery.

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  • Boogie is actually a very intelligent man living with his girlfriend not his mother.  He is also in the process of losing weight.  None of y'all know this because y'all just simply look at a person and judge them without getting to know them or even bothering to go onto a youtube channel and figure out if a guy is faking being an intense fanboy or not.  Grow the fuck up  people.  I don't think I will bother returning to Geekologie anymore.  I'll stick with Boogie.

  • That's probably the most exercise he's gotten in 35 years.

  • gilbert siemens

    ...

  • Ben

    I really hate geekologie commenter's and the writer can be a dick quite frankly sometimes, this video made me smile, yeah the guys big, you ever stop to think this guy is probably special needs, (obviously his brother is) na you just wanna poke fun at the happy fat guy

    happy Christmas dude, hope you have many happy saber battles with your brother

    Crapologie link finally deleted from browser due to being bored of the massive bunch of dick commenter's and crap articles that rarely contain any actual geek news

  • it is bullshit. Go on his youtube channel, it's all a pisstake, he's actually an intelligent guy. You think he would do something about the weight.

  • BoonerVader

    Well for you who dont get that Francis is joking and use to put up ironic videos and stuff well visit him on youtube and youll get it... LoL you dont get it...

  • what the hells wrong with his brother?

  • scsunurse85

    Haha love how all the haters go right to the comment section and start bad mouthing this guy. If you "Mouth breathing, nerd-lisping" haters would look at his youtube channel you will see that he makes videos like this on purpose with the lisp. Of course dont know why anyone would make videos like this, just adds to the negative stereo-type for people actually like this.

  • NoveltyFishHead

    ....what?!

  • Kenjirus

    i was fake once, then i took a arrow in the knee

  • FAKE! CLEARLY FAKE! Have you ever gotten anything in a ox like that? Cause they don't just slide out like that.  You have to remove like 150 of those goddamn twist ties before you can even think about taking it out of the box. Also his "retard voice" is fucking brutal.

  • Blake mayerle

    That is most likely the most activity he has gotten in a LONG TIME>  Perhaps that was his mom's motivation for buying them.

  • i have a very hard time believing this is real.
    Also, is that Pvt. Pile behind him on the couch?

  • i have a very hard time believing this is real.

  • Luckily all the arm flailing will help him lose the weight…

  • Eric Pfeifer

    What no Jabba Jokes?

  • JonTheTerrible

    And that, my friends, is the most exercise he's had in the last 15 years...at least.
    Unless you count fapping it to internet porn which I don't count unless it lasts more than 15 minutes.

  • karasuKumo

    Surprised the tree decorations aren't orbiting him to be honest. The force is strong in him, the force of gravitational pull.

  • norasaurus

    what happened to the 'francis is just a character' tag? people don't seem to get it. 

  • Indie Annajones

    He need's to lose some weight or he will die early, and require a massive coffin.

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