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But The Bus Doesn't Go There: Google Map To Mordor

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If you try to getting walking directions in Google maps from The Shire to Mordor it cautions that one does not simply walk into Mordor. Oh shishi, you got Boromir working at Goggles now? I thought he died by orc arrow in The Two Towers. Because I remember crying. HARD. Manly tears. "Nothing you do is manly." Fine -- little ladylike tears, shit!

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'One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor,' Warns Google Maps [inquisitr]

Thanks to tom, who agrees Google Maps should include a "You shall not pass!" anytime there's a one-way bridge in the directions.

There are Comments.
  • Terry_Jim

    "one does not simply walk into Mordor."
    not when you can.... http://youtu.be/H11kCBhld

  • I love google sometimes. I'm going to have to test google's sense of humor on a few other nifty locations.

  • According to Google, you can't walk into Mordor, but you can Kayak across the Pacific Ocean to Japan.

  • I once googled "1313 Mockingbird Lane"  and found the place in Illinois.  When I went there, an old lady answered and I asked if "Herman Munster" was there. She said, "go screw yourself, nerd!"... she hurt my feelings...

     

  • Of course you don't just walk in to Mordor.
    It's best to use the bus.

  • Mike Hamilton

    Beany died in Fellowship dude. Some nerd you are!

  • BrianRommel

    Boromir died in the Book in Two Towers

  • fail mike hamilton. fail. 

  • Only in the film adaptations. Boromir actually dies in the beginning of The Two Towers in the book.

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