If you try to getting walking directions in Google maps from The Shire to Mordor it cautions that one does not simply walk into Mordor. Oh shishi, you got Boromir working at Goggles now? I thought he died by orc arrow in The Two Towers. Because I remember crying. HARD. Manly tears. "Nothing you do is manly." Fine -- little ladylike tears, shit!
'One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor,' Warns Google Maps [inquisitr]
Thanks to tom, who agrees Google Maps should include a "You shall not pass!" anytime there's a one-way bridge in the directions.
Because I'm the L337357 blogger this side of Tar Valon ('Wheel of Time' series reference FTW!), I'm posting two Facebook related posts in a row. What can I say, I BLOG DEEP, SON! Anyway, these are Facebook status updates as written by the characters in Lord of the Rings (or so... / Continue →
I do that shit all the time. ALL. THE. TIME.
Google (go type "I like" to see for yourself)
Thanks to b00m, who likes to tape a bedsheet to his arms and pretend he's a pterodactyl.... / Continue →
LEGO has just announced the July release of a 2,359-piece Tower of Orthanc playset. The Tower of Orthanc is not to be confused with Barad-dûr, which is the tower with the Eye of Sauron peeking around on top. So yeah, that's why there's no eye. I'm sure you already knew that ... / Continue →