African Bullfrog > Bearded Dragon At Phone Games
Remember the video of the bearded dragon playing Ant Crusher on a smartphone? How could you forget, that was just...last Thursday? No clue, I'm bad with dates (I once called a girl fat at dinner!) and have a serious alcohol problem. Well here to prove amphibians are every bit the gamers that reptiles are, comes an African bullfrog trying to beat the lizard's score. Things...do not go as planned. Like the ancient Chinese proverb (and not the bible verse like so many people think) goes, "teach a frog to ant, and you feed him for a day. But trick a frog to ant, and he'll bite your f***ing finger. HARD. Make you scream and drop the camera."
Hit the jump for the I hope you learned your lesson.
Live Frog Playing 'Ant Crusher' with Surprise Thumb Attack [obviouswinner]
Thanks to TS, who claims his crested gecko can beat any animal at Ant Crusher but he's a habitual liar and you and both know there is no gecko. And to cos5000, Mike and Weaselmouse, who beat high scores blindfolded but only if there's enough room to peep out the bottom.
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