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December 25, 2011 - December 31, 2011 Archives

  • December 30, 2011
    Because what good is a $500 tablet if a cat can't play games on it, here's a video of someone's cat scoring 128 on Fruit Ninja. Is that a good score? I have no idea. What I do know is I've been blogging in the car all morning (yes, seriously) and I'm starting to get motion s... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2011
    Seen here about to get creamed by a bus because they're too f***ing slow, a couple demonstrate their AGNES (Age Gain Now Empathy System) suits, which make them move and feel like crotchety 75-year olds. *waving cane* Kids these days, I...just shat myself again. When you put ... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2011
    NOTE: SERIOUSLY TURN YOUR SPEAKERS DOWN TO BETWEEN 0 AND 1. I know I said no more Christmas posts, but I'm also a notorious liar. Just ask any my friends. "One time I used my only phone call from jail to call him and he said he'd be right there to bail me out. He never came... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2011
    That sad old pervert (Dennis Hof) who owns the Moonlight BunnyRanch brothel in Nevada has decided to open a new alien themed whorehouse because his regular prosties aren't doing it for him anymore. "They need to be green and wearing those glitter antennas", I imagine he said t... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2011
    This is a hand with fake 3-D fingernail art Photoshopped on. Sure you could make the same thing IRL by gluing G.I. Joe weapons on your nails, but come on, it's not really that awesome an idea to begin with. Regardless, Lady Gaga will still be sporting this shit for her New Ye... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2011
    Two professors (astrophysics and applied economics) at John Hopkins University have developed a calendar that allows every date to have a permanently synched day of the week on which it falls. Personally, I'm okay with this. Anything that makes my life simpler, I'm done for. ... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2011
    This is a 1:50 scale replica of the Large Hadron Collider's ATLAS detector recreated out of 9,500 LEGO pieces. 9,500 LEGO pieces that cost $2,590. That's 27-cents apiece! That's way too f***ing much! [The piece was built by] Sasha Mehlhase, a physicist from the Niels Bohr I... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2011
    This is Geekologie Reader Alex's massive Star Wars themed chestpiece, 'Virgin Fett', in the style of the Virgin Mary with baby Jesus. In case you can't tell by the massive watermark, it was created by tattoo artist Adam Hayes and DAMN THAT ORANGE IS VIBRANT. Here is my boba &... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2011
    Because why should women be the only ones who get to wear stupid pajama pants that look like f***ing jeans, now there's a line for dudes. Those are them in the picture. That's right, the boxers are printed on. You know, shit like this really hurts my brain. I have so many q... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2011
    This is a video of an industrial robot arm that's been programmed to scratch records. He...isn't very good. Plus he doesn't even realize there isn't another record playing until 1:40 so it's literally JUST scratching until then and made me want to blow my own brains out. And... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2011
    Seen here prior to (or possibly during) the inevitable onset of buyer's remorse, a Chinese man poses with the framed depiction of an in-game sword he purchased at auction for $16,000. The sword will exist in the yet-to-be-released martial arts themed MMORPG Age of Wulan, and w... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2011
    This is a lion tiger (I never learned my animals) made entirely out of LEGO/Technic pieces by LEGO-maniac and DeviantARTist retinence. As you can see, the dude has skills. I also included several of the Pokemon characters he's made after the jump, because I know how much some... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2011
    This is a list of the top ten most pirated movies of 2011. As you can see, a lot of people strongly believe in not paying to see a movie that's gonna blow but they're committed to watching anyways because they're that f***ing bored. That said, I honestly haven't seen a single... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2011
    Note: This isn't the whole graphic. Anybody could have figured out this is what happened in the franchise if there were only four games, click HERE to see the whole thing. In its 25-years of existence spanning 16 games, it's hard to keep track of what the hell happened when i... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2011
    This is a little 1/6 scale Joker kid action figure. I'm not sure if it's a real product for sale or not, but you weren't going to buy one anyways so who cares. Just look at the pictures, go "that's cool", and we can all move on with our lives. Except me, I've got some seriou... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2011
    Kraft Foods, best known for the mac & cheese you start making when you get home drunk and then pass out halfway through and wake up to a kitchen fire, is rolling out a vending machine that dispenses free samples BUT ONLY TO ADULTS. Like this Japanese vending machine, it uses f... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2011
    Because ass cheeks are like snowflakes and melt on your tongue no two are alike, Japanese researchers have developed a biometric car seat that uses 360 sensors to measure your unique ass pressure to verify the driver's identity. No word what happens if you fart during a readin... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2011
    This is ORLY? OriHime, a little robotic avatar designed to be controlled by your partner during a video chat. Because if there's one thing a person wants to see, it's a little robot touching its breast when they hear a man pretending to be a woman moaning "I'm touching my brea... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2011
    When I was in the hospital under 24-hour watch after a car accident, the nurse told me I had two options: a catheter, or to pee in a marked bottle WHILE ON CAMERA every time I had to go. Now listen -- I'm the kind of guy who can't pee in a bathroom if there's someone else in t... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2011
    Note: There have definitely been more than five suits, click HERE to see all 35. This is an infographic created by Benjamin Andrew Moore for Screenrant depicting every "significant" Bat-Suit ever. What are you trying to say, Benjamin -- the Bat-Suits I sketched on bar napkins... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2011
    This is a Portal'd Christmas tree. It's my last Christmas related post until at LEAST November of next year. Kidding, I can't actually make that promise because what if a really badass Santa post comes along in March? You know what they say: honesty is the best policy. Pers... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2011
    This is a video of a a guy playing one of those arcade basketball games. Is he better than our previously reigning champ? I don't know, their techniques are completely different. The first guy takes his time to make every shot, this guy throws the balls at lightspeed. Oh ma... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2011
    Did everyone have happy holidays? That's cool, I got a new pair of shoes. They were probably more than I deserved. This is a female Commander Shepard by cosplayer and DeviantARTist Anais Roberts. As you can see, she's got the facial scarring and everything. Man, I was so e... / Continue →