Facedrink is an unfortunately real $3 energy drink that claims to provide "social" energy. WTF is social energy? SPOILER: Regular energy, dumbf*** with the Facedrink in your hand! Plus it gives you cancer.* Regardless, I just ordered a case with the hopes of meeting some new people. *accepting Stomach Ulcer's friend request* Change our relationship status to "it's complicated"?
*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA but I did run it by my roommate while he was on the phone and he gave me two thumbs up and then mimed like he was masturbating.
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