Why You Do That?: Guy Starts A Fire In His Mouth

This is a video of some nutjob starting a fire in his mouth using some sort of magic powder. Then, after he gets it going, some other dude uses it to light a cigarette and musters the best "I'm cool" look he can FOR A GUY WHO JUST LIT A CIGARETTE FROM ANOTHER DUDE'S BURNING MOUTH. That doesn't make you cool, bro. Now flamethrowing nips -- THOSE would make you cool. And me hot. Get it? Because you melted my face off when I swooped in for a motorboat!
Hit the jump for the WTF'ery in action.
Seeing a Smoke and Fire Breathing Human Is So Wrong [gizmodo]
Thanks to Erik, who agrees brobro should probably leave fire-breathing to the dragons.
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This is a video of some nimrod drifting his (possibly kit) Cobra around a load-bearing pole in his basement. Or...something. I actually don't know what I just watched. What I do know is I was hoping it would end in carbon monoxide poisoning. Hit the jump for your RDA of bur... / Continue →
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Presumably to compliment his existing brass knuckles and tribal face tattoos, this is a shot of some dude who got his eyelids tattooed to look like they're always open. That's probably gonna make it hard for him to find a sleeping partner. Because I remember dating a girl in ... / Continue →
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This is a video of Redditor Aussie50 tossing some piece of heavy machinery into a front-load washer and watching it shake itself to pieces on the spin cycle. It will never top the anthropomorphic dryer eating a brick video, although this one is pretty action-packed. It's a sh... / Continue →

