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Superheroes Dancing Dirty At Kid's Birthday Party

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Unarguably the best screencap of all time.

This is a video of some superheroes (and a villain) dancing at a kid's birthday party. It...gets interesting fast. One minute they're all singing happy birthday and the next booties are poppin' and crotches rockin'. Obviously, they can expect a call as my birthday nears.

Hit the jump for this year's must-have birthday performers.



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Thanks to Leo, who lives here in LA and promises to hire them for his next birthday WHICH I WILL BE ATTENDING. And performing at. I was Venom!

There are Comments.
  • Whoa! I googled this looking for some funny birthday related material and this came through is spades. A LOT of racism going on in these comments though. Wow. Leave no punch unpulled.

  • Marlon Barnes

    Why is batman hanging out with marvel characters? THIS IS SACRILEGE!

    and why does t=black suited spiderman have a skull cap on?

  • Their black, it's in their blood to do things like that. 

  • ViknarBM

    if anyone wearing gangster venom and iron man costume  shaking there ass at my childs face that party would be over before spidey's sense went off. why spidey? why must you shake ur crotch at the children? your so much better then that, be like every full blooded american and shake it over at the elderly home. im just sayin.....

  • AtomicMug

    "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character. ..."
    Martin Luther King, Jr.

    Ok, now what?

  • zhangaa

    So much hype! Does anyone remember what John F. Kennedy
    had to say about the iPhone 5 Craze:http://www.proxy4biz.c...

  • OphidianJaguar

    Sorry for sounding racist but they are black, only one way to dance, and its all about sex.  Go and watch Tosh.0 last episode, black chick doing a dance falls on the ground, opens her legs, and oh surprise the black dude who jumps on her starts doing some thrusting motions.  Large sexual appetite = small minded people...white, yellow, or black.

  • Fact of the matter is that this is a normal thing in mainstream black culture. Calling it how it is isn't racist nor should it be considered taboo, thought it is typically perceived that way. In fact, I'd argue that the timid attitude people have towards calling out black iniquity is half the reason why this stuff has gotten so out of hand. Racism itself is an obsolete mode of thinking. Racial stereotyping, on the other hand, is completely legitimate and this video fits the bill. It's a travesty.

  • i have nothing non-racist to say about this.

  • SonicAlligator

    Oh damn. Look at the bewildered expression on that kid's face, he's like "why's Spiderman tryina tap that ass? Why's he doin the dick slap?"

    ::shudders::

  • TyDurd

    Who's playing the didgeridoo??

  • TyDurd

    Same song played acoustically...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  • I think the guys in the costumes were black. 
    It's the sneakers which gave it away.

  • dfsbfdhg sargasf

    "You know you're black when..."

  • T_Hood_tc

    I need to go wash my eyes out with acid now. Seriously, "you" have your own heros, like Shaft and LaVar Burton. Leave our wholesome heros out of your jungle booty birthday jammy jams.

    I am going to vomit.

  • ...wtf?
    spidy?

    gets right up infront of that little kid's face and starts drumming on his crotch.....

  • SHOUTING

    That Batman costume is the most fucked-up looking thing I have seen in a long, long time.

  • Ry Keener

    Come on, big headded Batman is the thing this year! http://www.ign.com/wikis/batma...

  • JonTheTerrible

    Is that gangsta Venom?

  • disqus_LaKriMeObS

    Is it racist that I was like WTF? but then was like "ohh, okay" when I saw a bunch of black kids...

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