Slovenly Superheroes: Adult Superhero Snuggies
This is a series of "comfy throw blankets with sleeves" (AKA generic Snuggies, monster pieces of shit, etc., etc.) with printed superhero costumes. You can choose from Batman, Spiderman or Wonder Woman, any of which will cost you $33. Plus your dignity. Dignity, LOL -- you belong to a Call of Duty clan with a bunch of f***ing 12-year olds! "So?" So?! So they call you grandpa and ask for sex advice! "And?" AND YOU HAVE TO LIE BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY. Really bro, it's f***ing pathetic. Join my Counter Strike crew?
Hit the jump for the other two, one of which looks suspiciously like it was just Photoshopped over the same dude.
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Thanks to colin and Amy, who agree a REAL superhero wouldn't be caught dead in a Snuggie. Or in a closet with their hands taped to their genitals and a bag over their head.
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This is designer Aga Brzostek's comfy looking Autumn/Winter Chair. That's a bad name, but a good idea. It's a chair with an integrated sweater blanket cover that you can get into and wrap all around you to stay warm on those cold winter nights. Plus if there's a house fire y... / Continue →
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This is a full-body sweater made for lumberjacks to model in their bathrooms. It buttons up at the top, which is where you have to climb in. It also looks like it has a zipper crotch which is handy because I doubt this thing is pee-proof like those panties we saw earlier. Yo... / Continue →
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SOULFUL PATCH BROBRO. This is a crocheted knight's helmet for sale by Etsy seller HattieHooker. You know, I was friends with a hooker once. She was always asking if I wanted a HJ but I could never tell if she was being serious/if I'd have to pay. That never happened. $40 g... / Continue →
