This is Portal's credits theme 'Still Alive' being performed on a quartet of old 3.5" floppy drives. Why? Because that's all old floppy drives are good for anymore. Well, that, and selling door to door at an old folks' home as Blu-Ray players. Yes, yes I am your grandson. Oh what -- it's not like they can take their money with them when they go! Or jewelry. "You're sick!" Am I? Or just really good at business?
This is a video of a girl in her dorm room (I miss bunk-beds!) freestyle pole-dancing (I prefer to think of it as pole-exercising so it doesn't have such a strippy connotation) to Portal 2's ending credits jam, 'Want You Gone'. That's it -- a girl dancing to a song from a vide... / Continue →
This is a video of a blue laser playing the Portal theme 'Still Alive' while etching the Aperture Science logo into a sheet of metal. It...is pretty cool. Granted not as cool as a guy in a raptor costume playing the Jurassic Park theme on my washboard abs with a sledgehammer,... / Continue →
This is a box of Aperture Laboratories brand cake mix. Apparently it comes with everything you need to make the cake in the picture, except the cherries. Of course a bunch of people on Amazon gave it 1-star for being a lie (LOLOL -- you guys!), so who knows. I think it's just... / Continue →