Peed For Speed: Urinal Video Games Now A Reality
Seen here staring at his peen instead of the screen, a man demonstrates a London bar's new urinal-based video game system while Beatrix Kiddo watches from above with a katana sword. Please Beatrix -- please don't kill my bill! He's little and couldn't hurt anyone! The featured game is a downhill slalom in where the pisser controls the direction of their skier with a stream of urine. Mmmm, yellow snow. No word what happens if you pee on the floor, but my guess is probably be asked to leave. It's not my fault -- some guy told me if you piss on the floor you get a bonus level. "What guy?" You know, the little red one that sits on my shoulder and tells me to do naughty things!
Hit the jump for a short video of the #1(!!!!) system in bathroom gaming (besides the 3DS).
The Newest Video-Game Platform: Your Local Men's Room [time]
Thanks to Sr Limon, who's worried about the long-term effects to his bladder as a result of holding it long enough to have enough juice to make it to the finish line.
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