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I Choo Choo Choose You: The Pokemon Rose

November 14, 2011 / cute, daaaaaaw, i choose you, love is a rose but you better not pick it it only grows when it's on the vine, painting things you probably shouldn't, pocket monsters, pokeball, pokemon, relationships, rose

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This is a Pokemon rose somebody painted for a lover. Presumably theirs. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume it was made by a lady because that is some dainty-ass handwriting. Also, the exclamation point's point IS A F***ING HEART. Men don't do that. Most men write so sloppy you can't even read it. *reading note passed from coworker* Dammit Luke, what does this even say -- you're ordering penises for lunch?! "Paninins." Italian dicks? I'll stick with my Lunchable.

Hit the jump for a couple closeups.

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The Pokérose [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Sandy, who tried to convince me love is like a rose that you can't pick or it'll shrivel and dry up. Aaaaaaaaaaah -- so like a booger.

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There are Comments

  • Awesome!

  • Simpsons reference to a pokemon post. That's amazing.

  • Baby_Pichu

    I'm so envious.

  • NoveltyFishHead

    aww this is sweet. It's painted too well it looks like it's been genetically modified (which would also be sweet).

  • Luis Cárdenas

    OMG! The new layout is so bright it makes my eyes bleed!

  • You must have shitty eyes then.
    I'm perfectly fine, people like you who try to resist change are the worst kind of people there is, whiny, insufferable, stubborn. Go die in a hole please

  • As Daisy would have said, that rose is totally Photoshopped. You can tell because the Poké-shadows are all wrong.

  • The rose was not shopped. I painted it with acrylic paint.

  • Did you use a fake or real rose?

  • I didn't mean that it was actually 'shopped. Longtime Geekologie commentors all remember Daisy.

  • DefianceOhio

    Actually, I think you did say that it was shopped. Only you hid behind a fictional character to do it. 

  • Tiffany Walton

    You did it wrong but I still like it

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