If you haven't already seen this, watch it. It's a video of a guy riding a mechanical Yoshi trying to collect Mario coins on the side of the street. And, from the look of dude's coin collecting abilities, it's fairly obvious he stole the previous 89 from somebody else. Damn, have you ever considered collecting coins with a raccoon tail instead? "I have, I fell out of a tree and broke both arms." Rough! "You're telling me -- I had to give up coin-collecting because the Mushroom Kingdom refused to make warp pipes handicapped accessible." Okay now you're depressing me.
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Because beach themed bathrooms with the little seashell-shaped soaps that you're apparently not supposed to use are so last year, here's a Mario, Donkey Kong and Pac-Man themed one. I would use it, but only if there weren't any pubes on the toilet seat. Because one time I was... / Continue →
What do you get when you combine 10-pounds of gummi bears, a love for oldschool video games, and waaaaaay too much free time on your hands? A chubby kid playing Nintendo for 8-hours straight. This video. Or -- OR -- a Mario costume made entirely out of gummi bears. Just lic... / Continue →
Mario videos -- everybody loves them, right? "I hate them." YOU SHUT UP -- I HATE YOUR FACE. The first (short) video is of the original Super Mario being played with Portal technology. The second (longer) video is a speed-run of Super Mario 3 with all the music played via "r... / Continue →