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Hot Pocket: Homemade Pizza Slice Sleeping Bags

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GIRL NOT INCLUDED.

This is a $300 sleeping bag that looks like a slice of pizza from Etsy seller brookish7. It's perfect for the person who's always wanted to sleep in a tauntaun. No, no it's not. It's perfect for the person who's always wanted to sleep in Pizza the Hutt. Me? I just wanted to lick his face. "You're nibbling." He's so cheesy I can't help it!

The sleeping bag is constructed by hand. I use recycled quilts for the stuffing. I dye the fabric for the cheese and sauce part myself. The bag is lined with satin which makes it not only adorable but luxurious and comfortable. The pillows are not attached to the bag so you can arrange them however you wish.


Dimensions are approximately 3 feet by 5 feet.

Damn, only 5 feet long. You almost had me too. Looks like I'll have to hold out for a taco sleeping bag after all. "And what if nobody ever makes them?" Then I'll die miserable. Probably in a pillow fort.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots, a BONUS baked potato beanbag chair and a link to Brook's Etsy site.

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brookish7's Etsy Page

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Thanks to Cameron, who refuses to sleep in any food that tastes funny after you microwave it.

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There are Comments
  •  A paper bag or paper sack is a preformed container made of paper,
    usually with an opening on one side. It can be one layer of paper or
    multiple layers of paper and other flexible materials. A bag is used for
    packaging and/or carrying items.

  • It is also recommended to keep a sleeping bag in a larger sack (storage
    sack) as opposed to the small traveling sack (compression bag) during
    long periods of storage.

  • merecedes marrero

    Anyone know where I can get the potato bean bag?

  • NoveltyFishHead

    Who eats broccoli with their pizza pie?

    Overall sweet bed concepts -- I've always wanted to sleep in a potato.

  • Mmm...delicious dreams.

  • joseph Gattuso

    what do you mean girl not included?! WTF GW?! I call false advertising!!!!

  • RaptorAssassin

    Make that shit a crunch wrap and then we'll talk.

  • expeditiongaia

    Awesome

  • I'd ninja turtle kick the shit out of that pizza!      First.

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