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Diabetes Here I Come!: The 26-Pound Gummi Bear

November 23, 2011 / bear, dangerously delicious, diabetes, diabetic coma, disgusting, get in my mouth!, i kind of want one, i would sit on that, i'm gonna fill that belly with candied yams and make it my thanksgiving centerpiece, one time i ate six bags of skittles and ran home -- on the highway, rotting your teeth out, sugar, sugar high, sure why not

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Because 5-pound gummi bears will only score you type-II diabetes so fast and I want to be monitoring my blood-sugar levels like yesterday, Vat19 is now selling a 26-pound gummi bear with a bowl for a belly. OMG -- I'm gonna fill it with Sour Patch Kids and puke rainbows! "They still sell puke rainbows?" Oh you're good.

Imagine the shock of your party goers when they realize that your 32,000-calorie gummy bear also features an integrated one-liter serving bowl! Serve punches, candies, or even more gummy bears from within this seventeen-inch-long confection.

The sugar bear costs $200 and comes in cherry, orange, green apple and blue raspberry flavors. Wait -- $200?! You could get a couple kegs for that! "This party sucks, GW, where's the beer?" No beer this time, fellas, I opted for a bear instead. "You really are the worst decision maker, you know that?" Sold my penis to science before college!

Hit the jump for a ton more pictures, a rap video commercial, and a link to the product site.

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The 26 Pound Party Gummy Bear [laughingsquid]

Thanks to Daryn, who's holding out for a 50-pound Now and Later. Ooh ooh -- I'll help you with it! But only if I can sit on it first to warm it up. *BRAP!* "What was that?!" You get the top.

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