Buzz Lightyear: Why Is He In Your Ass?

To infinity and beyo-- oh no, OH NO!
Buzz Lightyear: he doesn't belong in your ass. At least not upside down. You think a doctor's gonna believe he flew up there by himself feet first? THINK AGAIN (doesn't work for Ninja Turtles either).
Buzz Lightyear Should Not Be Inside Your Ass [gizmodo]
Thanks to Toey, who encourages you all to be safe this holiday season and not put any ornaments in you b-u-t-t.
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