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BatBear Keeps Polish Zoo Safe From The Penguin

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This is Batbear. Batbear is an Asian black bear with Mickey Mouse ears that keeps the Wrocław Zoo in Poland safe from The Penguin and Killer Croc. Oooooooooor sits around all day waiting to be fed. Also, I'm pretty sure that's a lady-bear. Admittedly, I don't know much about bear privates, but I'm just gonna end this here before curiosity gets the best of me and I wind up Wikipedia-ing it.

BATBEAR! [reddit]

Thanks to Erin, who's convinced now more than ever that Bruce Wayne put a baby in a bear's ass. Whaaaaat? I don't believe it. Bane, maybe.

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There are Comments
  • BabyMongoloid

    That's a Moon bear.. the same kind that the chinese torture to get the bear's bile because they are fucking morons.

  • NoveltyFishHead

    Bat Bear vs. Spider Pig

  • David Power

    How is this even news worthy? He does not do any amazing like cook bacon.  It's just a picture of some tired looking bear there is not even any news of note attached, or come to think of it anything funny. It's a bad day in the world of Gadgets, Gizmos and Awesome.

  • GeekologieCommenter

    Not to mention i smell a new writer attempting old GW's style but not hitting the mark.

    Call it trolling, call it flaming... but this post is rubbish.  Please no more of these pointless pictures with no real story... It's a bear in a zoo with what looks to be a semi noticeable bat symbol in white on his chest...

  • zeldasbff

    He looks kinda broken.  But in a cute way.

  • first!!

  • Na na na na na na na na na na na  ... Bat Bear!

  • Fiiirrrrts!!!!

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