Baconlube: Now A Real (Nasty) Product

Baconlube, originally speculated to be an April Fool's joke, is now a real $12 bacon-flavored product to smear on your wiener or whatever. Just be careful bedding a hungry girl, or you might pull back a stump. Get it? Because you were licking it off each other's fingers as some sort of foody foreplay, pervert.

Hit the jump for two other poster ads and a link to the product site.

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Bacon + Lube = Baconlube [incrediblethings]

Thanks to Fally and Rebecca, who agree bacon makes everything better. Except sex. Then it just makes you weird and probably fat.

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