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Another Day, Another Russian Woman Who's Kept An Alien Corpse In Her Refrigerator For Two Years

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This is a picture of the carved vegetable alien corpse Russian cat lady Marta Yegorovnam has been keeping in her fridge for the past two years after pulling it from the wreckage of a crashed UFO in 2009. The best part? She's still been using the fridge for food storage. You're f***ing nasty as shit!

She says she approached the flaming wreckage and crumpled metal which she described as 'unbearably hot' and near the twisted hulk lay the dead alien.


The 'creature' is two feet long, has an enormous head, large bulbous eyes and an appearance somewhere between a fish and a humanoid.

It also appears to have what looks like a string-like arm protruding from its body.

The footage was unearthed by noted paranormal writer and expert Michael Cohen.

["Noted" paranormal writer Michael] Cohen, 40, said: 'This could be an elaborate hoax, however the possibility that this might be a genuine alien should not be discounted.

LOL @ "this could be an elaborate hoax". Elaborate, really? Some crazy Russian lady CARVED A F***ING WATERMELON, she didn't orchestrate a fake moon landing. This sounds like the kind of guy who'd shit bricks if you pulled a coin out of his ear.

Hit the jump for two more shots, including one with a ruler. You know, for scientific-ness.

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Nice arm, bro, your mom drink and smoke while she was pregnant?

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Mystery of the 'alien corpse' woman stored in her fridge for two years (why do they all turn up in Russia?) [dailymail]

Thanks to cailyn and Aoife, who could make a more convincing alien corpse in a half-hour with noting but leftovers and an Easy-Bake oven.

There are Comments.
  • sonniea_grey

    looks like Jabba and Darth's ugly daughter

  • HA! Oh god that killed me!

  • allieraephotos

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE the white.  The black gave me headahes - what is wrong with you people that can read on black and still function?  BLACK IS WHACK.

  • Why is there a "Like" button but no "Screw you" button? "what is wrong with you people?" really now?

  • rikster81

    this is how "real vodka" is made in russia

  • looks like muddy mudskipper to me. 

  • Warren van Rooyen

    Hello:) Ok now I can say things here:)

    This creature is a friend. It has a face and little arms:)

    It comes from MDK forming into this dimension through a telegrophic process.

    Quite fun to think that these friends are not from other planets but from thoughts, formed into games, which as matter, have weight, and through process, come to being in our world.

    Fridge friend:) Fridge friend...

  • haha mate u are on crack :) id also recommend befriending people rather than watermelons in the future...

  • absolutely no response to calls for a return to the old color scheme, the writing seems to have changed... goodbye geekologie, i used to like coming to this site.

  • cocoa

    there was a post about it a week ago.. the re-redesign is in the works. boy i bet you feel reeeaaaal dumb now!

  • i don't like the new writer...... more than i don't like the NEW AND IMPROVED website design.  *cough* *cough* *black please* ....almost feels like Geekologie hired a "Siri-esque" robot to write for its posts.

    would be kind of ironic though...., seeing as how the old GW was so afraid of robots taking over.

  • I'm on your page, the CRAPPY WHITE PAGE with the 'tries' but doesn't cut it new GW. DAMN YOU METAL FIEND! Give him back!

  • Adam Talbot

    maybe thats what happened! Siri killed GW~!
    fucking robots got him.

  • kraussiana

    Oh, be quiet troll.

  • I find these in the fridge at work all the time, does that mean I have to report to authorities? or just throw them in the compost?

  • Indie Annajones

    Jabba the Hut!  Or at least his child.  God damn crazy Russians, they always come up with shit like this, what's with them?

  • Michael Spurlock

    Dad?
    DADDY!?!
    OH MY GOD!
    What happened to you?  Give his body back, you sick freaky lady!

  • Omar Cortex

    Black background please.

  • AtomicMug

    I have the EXACT same thing in my fridge.

  • SlowMonkey

    since 2009? Pfft. I could have a dried apple doll alien in 2 weeks. How much are they paying her, because I need some rent money. I don't want to go buy and apple and wreck it for nothing.

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