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ALL LIES: Government Denies Knowledge Of Exterrestial Life Or Any Related Coverups

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The US government, best known for doing everything in its power keep the general populace in the dark about anything of interest, has issued a statement claiming no knowledge of aliens or any coverups related to extraterrestrial life. Oh, real cool gubment -- LYING STRAIGHT TO MY DROOPY MAN-TITS.

These petitions were sparked by an Obama administration initiative called "We the People." Initially, the White House said staffers would respond and consider taking action on any issue that received at least 5,000 online signatures within 30 days. The requirement has since been raised to 25,000 signatures.


"The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race," Phil Larson from the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy reported on the WhiteHouse.gov website."In addition, there is no credible information to suggest that any evidence is being hidden from the public's eye."

The Paradigm Research Group, one of the organizations promoting the petitions, said that the response by a "low-level staffer" was unacceptable and that it would begin a new petition campaign.

Ahahahhahaha @ "low-level staffer". Phil Larson is a real person with real feelings you know! There's no question he's read this, and what did you do? YOU HURT HIM. Would you have been happier if they reanimated Eisenhower's body and had him write the report? Because the government can do that.

White House: There's no sign of E.T. or UFO cover-up [msnbc]

Thanks to rob, Brianna and Preacher62, who agree there's definitely something the government isn't telling us: everything.

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