Sure it may LOOK like a giant blue dildo with legs, but looks can be deceiving. Except in this case, because that's a walking shlong if I've ever seen one (and I have -- lots). The inflatable Ant-Roach robot was designed to carry passengers on the ride of a miserable lifetime, all the while with the sound of a loud-as-f*** air-compressor running in the background. Wow, did we all fall asleep and wake up in the future or what?!
Hit the jump for a video of the blow-up bot in action.
You look great, really.
The Panasonic LUMIX FX77 is a 12.1-megapixel picture-taker with a twist. Just kidding, it doesn't have a literal twist because that would make for one awkward shaped camera! Like a penis that was put on upside down but with less hitting-so-close-to-h... / Continue →
WARNING: NSFW uncensored shot after the jump cannot be unseen I don't care how much you drink (I'm already past a gallon and can still see them when I close my eyes).
Zombi Art Dildos from Necronomicox (terrifying name BTW) are exactly what they sound like: fake zombie wieners... / Continue →
This is Matt Denton's two-ton Mantis, a hexapod robot walking machine that can climb on things and all around terrify anybody in its path. Hell, I'm not even in its path and I need a diaper change.
Mantis runs off a 2.2-litre, 50 horsepower turbo diesel engine, and it stands ... / Continue →