Not gonna lie, if I were this guy I'd probably be sitting in the dark with a bottle of bourbon right now thinking long and hard about ending it all. "Sooooooooooo...a typical Monday night?" You commenters did this to me.
Thanks to khz, who's never won the lottery but he and I are friends in real life, so pretty close.
You've Gotta Take Breaks!: 18-Year Old Dies After Playing Diablo III For 40 Hours Straight With No Food Or RestAn 18-year old in Taiwan passed away after playing Diablo III for 40 hours straight with no food or rest (just like the title says!). That is just too long. You should take a break at LEAST every 20 hours. You don't jump off the high-dive right after pounding a hotdog, do yo... / Continue →
Sad (Plus Weird): Wolverine Impersonator Dies After Solo Sex Game Goes Wrong (Read: Wrapped In Cling Wrap)Solo sex games: they're by far the least fun of all the sex games. Second only to all-dude sex games (unless you're gay, in which case that sounds like a great time or fraternity initiation). But sadly, a Wolverine impersonator in England learned the hard way that you should ... / Continue →
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