You Did It Wrong: How Not To Win The Lottery
Not gonna lie, if I were this guy I'd probably be sitting in the dark with a bottle of bourbon right now thinking long and hard about ending it all. "Sooooooooooo...a typical Monday night?" You commenters did this to me.
Seriously? This October 21st 2011 Euromillions Ticket Holder Needs a Hug [obviouswinner]
Thanks to khz, who's never won the lottery but he and I are friends in real life, so pretty close.
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