Getting Bombed: 'The Football' Party Briefcase
'The Football' is the nickname given to the briefcase containing the protocol and authorization codes for launching a nuclear offensive that's always carried by one of the president's nearby aides (Wikipedia article HERE). Except for this one. This one's filled with a party. Or, truthfully, more of a pre-party (those are only 375ml bottles!). The contents:
- 1 pair of handcuffs with 2 keys
- Engraved plaque, personalized with 2 lines of text
- 375 ml Patron Tequila
- 375 ml Grey Goose Vodka
- 10 Advil tablets
- 24 Tums Extra Strength chewable tablets
- (4) 2 oz Red Bull energy shots
- .37 oz tin of Altoids
- 0.5 oz of Bausch & Lomb eye drops
- 1 wine bottle opener
- 1 deck of cards
- 5 dice
- 350 ml Martini shaker
- 4 shot glasses
Unfortunately, the damn thing costs $500. Now I didn't do the math (I took a shot instead), but I imagine I could put a similar party-pack together for under $100, which is STILL too much. *tink tink tink* You hear that? JanSport full of warm beer cans, baby!
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Thanks to Jody, who knows you don't need a bunch of overpriced garbo to party hard, just a willingness to regret tonight, tomorrow. And to Bella Meow, who agrees the best way to not regret is to not remember. Haha, the ol' "beat your head on a nightstand as soon as you wake up" trick! It works, it really does.
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