Netflix Decides To Nix The Qwikster Split

So Netflix has decided to bail on the idea of splitting the company into two separate streaming and DVD-by-mail entities. Why? I assume because they've finally committed to making smarter business decisions. LOLOL! Ooooor the Magic 8 Ball they've been using to run the company finally spit out an "Outlook not so good".

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