How To: Hypnotize And Balance A 10-Ft Shark

This is a picture of a diver balancing a ten foot shark vertically because apparently you can do that if you have balls big and heavy enough to keep you on the ocean floor. Which this lady clearly does.

[The diver] balanced a vertical 10-foot shark thanks to her unusual ability to put it into a trance. To create the state, the Italian diver rubs the ampullae of Lorenzini, the name give to hundreds of jelly-filled pores around the animal's nose and mouth. She has used the technique to remove parasites and fishing hooks caught in shark mouths.

Simple as that -- you just gotta rub the ampullae of Lorenzini around the nose and mouth. Pfft, and they made that Jaws movie seem like it was such a big deal! GOD, JUST RUB HIS LIPS, DUMMIES!

Yahoo

Thanks to Matt, who tried to convince me you can hypnotize a bull by dressing up like a milk-cow in heat. I've rarely felt so violated.

• Guy Guides Smoke Ring Around A Beer Bottle By Hand

  March 6, 2013

  This is a video of some guy sending a smoke ring he just blew around a beer bottle by guiding it with his hand. Impressive magic skills bro, but you do know Gandalf is a real wizard and can't get cancer, right? Hit the jump for the video.... / Continue →
• TOO FAR: Realistic Severed Toe w/ Fungus Cookies

  August 31, 2012

  These are some severed, fungus-y toe cookies made by Natasha of Nevie-Pie Cakes. You put one of these things in your mouth and any respect I had for you is OUT THE WINDOW and splattered all over the sidewalk below. More of a Van Gogh ear fan? No worries, Natasha also made so... / Continue →
• Elemental Sorcery: Water Shot At 7,000 FPS

  July 5, 2011

  F***in' water -- how does it work? This is a video of water doing its thing (being wet? I have no idea) at 7,000 frames per second. It...looks drinkable. The water that comes out of the tap in my apartment? Brown. It's so bad it's actually stained the floor of the bathtub.... / Continue →