Geeky Ways To Say I Love You (Or Something)

This is a series of minimalistic scientific cards by artist Nicole Martinez, each featuring a geeky lil way to tell that special someone, "I am in the loves with you." Granted I'd argue some of them actually say "you give me a boner", but what do I know? I'm just a grown-ass man with the mind of a 13-year old and the genitals of a lady. It's...a really weird combo.

Hit the jump for six more and the awesome chemistry joke I just made up.

Nerdy Dirty [behance]

Thanks Nicole, what did one drunk chemist on the street say to the other? "Hydro-gen, boron -- there's a copper coming!" *retires*

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