The day stiletto heel implants become reality is the day I'm slingshoting myself into the sun. And, knowing my luck, missing and winding up orbiting the solar system for all eternity. Remind me to pack cyanide capsules. Also: some really bright LEDs (I want children to be able to find me with a telescope).
Hit the jump for one more shot of the you'll never run again.
Human Body Stilettos: Every Woman's Dream? [bitrebels]
Thanks to Tanya and Tracy, who agree stiletto shoes are still cooler because, you know, you can take them off. Shirts too, WHOO WHOO!
Want a pair of Twitter shoes? Don't ever talk to me again. How about a pair of Facebooks? Okay, those ones are actually pretty cool. NOT! Hoho, kickin' it 3rd grade style today! These are conceptual Twitter and Facebook shoes designed by Gerry Mckay for Adidas. If they e... / Continue →
I'll trade you an iPad 3 for your liver.
A 17-year old Chinese boy found a black-market organs dealer online willing to pay $3,400 for one of his kidneys, then had it removed to buy an iPhone and iPad. Ha -- and you thought you knew a stupid fanboy.
Without telling his famil... / Continue →
The Povodokus is a conceptual dog leash that makes it look like you're shooting your dog. HAHA -- SO FUNNY. Because there's nothing better than strolling your dog around the neighborhood with something that looks like a gun to get the cops called. "Hello, 911? Remember that... / Continue →