He's not really precious, I was just saying that. Kind of like how you say it about other people's babies even though they look like fleshy little doughballs. This is a $15 tea infuser in robot form. I assume (based on his joints) that the arms and hands are adjustable to grasp any mug, because otherwise somebody can't design a decent product to save their life. Or take pictures of one. WTF -- how is the water brown when Beepboop there doesn't even have any tea leaves in him?! SPOILER: He shat in it. That's doodoo water now.
Robot Tea Infuser [uncrate]
Thanks to Leftover, who, more often than not, is what's for breakfast. F*** yeah, cold pizza!
This is a series of washable drinkware from Red Cup Living (you know, because SOLO cups are a lifestyle like Netflix) that look like the classic red kegger cups. They're not though, they're sturdier and dishwasher safe and cost $4-$10 per cup. Me? I'm afraid my keg partying... / Continue →
Because Pokemon and beer pong are both serious business, here's a homemade table combining the two. You can only play beer pong on it though, the Game Boys don't actually play Pokemon. "Aw man, I thought they did." That's because you're an idiot. "I was being facetious." O... / Continue →
This is the Healight Patch from Carmichael Collective. It covers a car's burnt out headlight with a badass piece of pirate flair. Clever, but a cop will still pull you over. Come on officer, you have to admit the eyepatch is pretty funny! "You were driving on the sidewalk."... / Continue →