You probably already saw these because they made their way around the internet last week like celebrity titty pics, buuuuuuuut I kept forgetting to post them. Hey -- you know what deadbeat dads who don't show up until their children are rich say, don't you? "Better late than never?" Hey, that's pretty good -- I was actually gonna say, "remember me?" but yours is even better. These are custom Super Mario themed wedding invitations made by Larry T Quach for his friends Esther Tanouye and Ryan Watkins. You know how they say rain on your wedding day is good luck? I vomited during a friend's ceremony and they only lasted two weeks. I HAVE THE POWAH.
Hit the jump to see the inside, some question mark block mementos, and the "vegetarian or beef" meal option cards.
Super Mario Bros. Wedding Invitations: Will You-a Mario Me? [technabob]
Thanks to flux, Evil Ares and mckinz, who have all had friends try to save money and just yell invites out the window. Smart.
I just punched myself in the face for writing that title. "Good start -- do your balls next!" Wow, I love you too. This is a Nintendo that's been gutted and turned into a guitar. It doesn't play games anymore, but it does play music! *air-guitaring Come As You Are* NEEDS ... / Continue →
This is a series of clever wall decals to apply near electric outlets/light switches. They were designed to add a little pizza pizazz to what would normally be considered an eyesore. And speaking of eyesores -- I let my fingernails grow real long, right? Well I think I cut m... / Continue →
Of course they're conceptual, if they real I'd have already port-holed my way into a bank vault and I'd be on a tropical island right now sipping some tasty-ass shit out of a coconut. Truthfully, I don't even understand how in the hell Portal wedding rings would even work. Bu... / Continue →