Ever wanted to watch a video of two turtles duking it out with lightsabers? Today's your lucky day! Just got fired and found out your girlfriend left you? Today's the worst day of your life! But remember: when one door closes, it usually rattles my entire apartment like a f***ing earthquake as bad as you think you've got it, somebody else has got it twice as bad. Aaaaaaaaand that guy is me (I'm getting evicted AND going to the dentist for two fillings today).
You still like turtles now, Zombie Jonathan?!
This is a pair of recently discovered 47-million year old fossilized turtles who were *kids, cover your eyes* boning when they died, which is exactly how I wanna go. No word if my special lady intends to go at the same time, but ... / Continue →
This is a terrible, butt-ass quality video of two kids duking it out in taekwondo set to the Mortal Kombat movie theme. It...will probably be the best thing you see all day. Plus Sub Zero there in the blue keeps throwing this reverse kick at Scorpion that will blow your f***i... / Continue →
You ever wanted to see what a clear turtle looks like? Just ask Giotto, the fifth ninja turtle. "There aren't five!" Yes huh, you just can't see him. While the other four were rolling around in the ooze, he was actually drinking that shit. Now he's invisible and has even s... / Continue →