But I Have Family On Mars: Blackberry Outage 'Impacting Users On Almost Every Planet'
Despite the fear-mongering, I swear I just heard something come from Uranus. "Haha, that was just last night's Mexican talking." Aaaaaaaah, of course. Now if you'll excuse me...*dialing 911* Hello? I think a reader may have eaten someone last night.
Thanks to Joseph and Pells G, who don't need Blackberry service to communicate with other planets because they use really powerful telescopes to read lips.