Fish, long thought to make terrible tradesmen (but delicious sticks), can apparently use tools. Rocks are tools, right? "URG!" ...Thanks for your input, Grok, but your dingaling is showing. I'm serious, people are starting to stare. Me? I've been staring the whole time. Scientists have recently discovered that several species of wrass will pick up clams with their mouths and then spit them at rock "anvils" to smash them open and get at all that yummy slime inside. Mmmm, slimy shit. And to think this whole time I've been steaming them to get them to open. Gaaaaaaah, outsmarted by fish again!
Hit the jump for a fish demonstrating his clam-crushing skills.
This is a public aquarium made entirely out of ice and frozen fish in (SURPRISE!) Japan. Neat idea, but I can see the exact same thing walking through the frozen food isle of the Korean market down the street. All kinda shit be starin' at ya!
The Kori no Suizokukan, or the "... / Continue →
I'm on a seafood diet. I seafood and I...where'd it go?
This is a video of a black-marble jawfish mimicking a mimic octopus. Just like that classic anti-drug PSA I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU! Parents who use drugs, have children who use drugs. Plus some parents who DON'T d... / Continue →
This is a giant scrap metal lamp made to look like an angler fish by artist and Etsy seller Justin LaDoux. He's selling it for $8,000. For reference, I paid $6 for my last lamp from the thrift store and supplied my own lampshade. It's a popcorn bucket. When the bulb gets ho... / Continue →