BLEAK: Rover's Eye View Of Opportunity's 3-Year, 13-Mile Journey Across Mars

Mars rover Opportunity's (Spirit's twin) 3-year, 13-mile trek (you slowpoke!) packed into a 3-minute video of time-lapse snapshots? You got it! Plus cooties. TAG, YOU'RE IT! Circle circle, dot dot, now I've got my... "Tag-back!" SONOFA. It's terminal, isn't it?

Hit the jump for the video.

A three-year trek on Mars [tgdaily]
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Thanks to Melissa, who's been to Mars and said it's pretty boring EXCEPT FOR THE ALIENS THAT LIVE UNDERGROUND. I knew it!

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