7,000 Broken Wine Bottle River In Liquor Store
Ever wanted to see what it looks like when a shelving unit collapses in a liquor store sending almost 7,000 bottles of adult grape juice crashing to the floor? This. This is what that looks like. Although, if it'd happened anywhere near here, you also would have also seen a guy paddle by in a canoe sucking that shit up with a wet-dry vac. You think I'm too proud to drink out of a vacuum? I've eaten out of them before.
Hit the jump for the Jesus could've done it better.
Thanks to Jackie, who tried to tell me this is exactly why she only drinks boxed wine but I have my doubts.
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