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Your Brand Manager, They Should Be Fired: Transformer Branded Hostess Snack Cakes

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Presumably because some bigwig in the marketing department wanted to make a classy exit and leave the company flipping a proverbial bird, Hostess actually branded their Snowball treats as 'Snowballimus' (previously: Green Lantern GloBalls) and another cupcake snack as 'Chocwave Shockwaves'. The Chocwaves sound okay but the Snoballimuses look utterly disgusting, which is saying a lot because blue is probably my favorite color food. "Razzleberries?" Smurfs.

Hit the jump for a shot of the other.

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When They Said "More Than Meets the Eye," I Didn't Realize They Meant Cream Filling [toplessrobot]

Thanks to Jamie, who goes on diets based on food color. OMG, me too! I'm only eating brown this month.

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