Because your mom won't understand what's happening unless there's an emoticon to relay appropriate emotional information, the new Window's 8 blue screen of death features a lil frowny face and generic message about the operating system shitting the bed. "Oh, oh no -- a frowny. This is bad. I better call my son/daughter." No word if you get a smiley face for successfully shutting down your computer after a crash-free session, but that's why Microsoft needs to hire me. It's called positive reinforcement, and I could sell DVD seminars on that shit. Congratulations, it has been 4 days since your last blue screen of death! :')
Windows 8 Blue Screen of Death replaces crash details with a sad face [geek]
Thanks to Charlie and svelt, who petitioned to have Window's crash screen be black with red letters and a little blood-dripping animation. Oh man, that would almost be worth a crash just to see.
Ever wanted to hear all the Windows startup and shutdown sounds from Windows 3.1 to Vista (suck it, Windows 7, you can't play with us!) in one short 1:11 video? Well you're in luck, cause here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AYE AYE AYE!!!! Really brings back memories, doesn't it? ... / Continue →
This is a very brief history of operating system scroll bars. It's not inclusive though, because I don't even see the one I'm using on there. Regardless, they've really come a long way, haven't they? SPOILER: Nope.
Thanks to Deacon, who, based on his email, is apparently VE... / Continue →
Seen here shaming their families, Cringey McVista and the Windhoes 98 crew or whatever rap about their love for the Windows 7 phone. It's...pretty much as bad as it gets. It's the kind of video that, not only do you find yourself embarrassed to watch and feel bad for the girls... / Continue →