The Best Knock-Off Gaming System To Date

Not date like, 'take it out for dinner and a movie and hope to see its privates after', date like, 'to this point in time'. The Battman: a cross between a superhero, an original XBox, some Playstation 1 controllers, a realistic looking handgun and like eight giant piles of shit. 10 to 1 my grandma gets me one for Christmas.

Greatest Bootleg Gaming Console Of All Time [albotas]

Thanks to Bry, who tried to trade one into Gamestop for store credit but they wouldn't take it. OMG -- I would have driven my car through the storefront. THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!

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