The Apple Juice: A Steve Jobs Infographic

Note: This isn't the whole thing, click HERE to see the whole kit and kaboodle in full-res.

This is an infographic made by Geekologie Reader Edwin Rahr for his company London Creative that's all about Steve 'The Apple Juice' Jobs. Now I know what many of you are thinking, "but who gives a shit about Steve Jobs?" And the answer, my friend, is take a look in a mirror. "GAAAAHH, WHO'S THAT BEHIND ME?" Haha -- the fanboy that's gonna stab you!
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Now I know what many of you are thinking, "but who gives a shit about Steve Jobs?" And the answer, my friend, is take a look in a mirror. Get it? A lot more people than care about the guy you're staring at! BU-BU-BU-BURN.
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Now I know what many of you are thinking, "but who gives a shit about Steve Jobs?" And the answer, my friend, is take a look in a mirror. Now turn off the lights, tie your shoes together and spin around three times repeating "Bloody Mary".

"Those were all bad." Oh I'm aware. *cutting deep with mirror shard*

Steve Jobs Infographic [londoncreative]

Thanks Edwin, let me know if you ever wanna make one about me and I'll provide you with some sweet-ass stories that I made up.

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