Listen: I hate my ears as much as the next person with grotesquely oversized lobes, but do see me designing $20 iPhone cases that make it look like I'm rocking different ears? No, you don't. But mostly because you can't actually see me at all, and you should be thankful for that because this face could break mirrors. AND hearts. Well, two anyways. Back me up, Quasimodo. "YERYERYERYER!" Sloth? "HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUYS!" God I should just join a dating site.
Hit the jump for several more shots of the OMG, I'm totally gonna make myself a SARS mask that looks like I've got a bone through my nose!
EARonic, iPhone Cases That Look Like Ears [laughingsquid]
Thanks to Colin, who has an iPhone case that makes it look like he's wearing DJ headphones. Um, Colin? Those are DJ headphones and the voices you hear are coming from the record.
Proving that I've been treasure hunting in the wrong place my entire life, Vietnamese fans of 'ear-picking' claim there's a g-spot in the ear capable of producing orgasm-like reactions. Wait -- what?! Also, WTF is ear-picking? I'm not gonna lie, that shit sounds nasty. *wip... / Continue →
Tired of nuking your brain with cell phone radiation? ME NEITHER. I can't get enough of that stuff. I think it's because I used to rest my head on the microwave when I was cooking Hot Pockets growing up. But for those of you who care, Pong is selling a line of cases for popu... / Continue →
These conceptual (thank God) Magic Emotion glasses from thinker Yunfan Tan were designed to enhance the visual emotions of the wearer, that way THERE IS ZERO DOUBT whether somebody's sad or angry. You know, because it's hard to tell when somebody's crying or punching you in th... / Continue →