But if that's the passenger's hand with that camera, then...
Sorry kids, but if you were hoping to be the first one to blow part of the Star Wars theme on the bagpipes while riding a unicycle in a kilt, you might as well tell your mommy to cancel the rest of your music lessons (and bring me another juice box) -- this guy beat you to it. Bonus 'holy shit I thought he was going to eat that brick wall!' at 0:09.
Hit the jump for the 'there's nothing more moving than Amazing Grace on the bagpipes'.
UPDATE: Second video added of someone who managed to trap Vader in a parking lot and forced him to perform.
Seen here admiring a Mini Cooper (I thought you sold Volkswagens!), a pasty-legged Darth Vader cruises the streets of Portland on his unicycle performing the Star Wars... / Continue →
This is the custom Boba Fett mixer created by DeviantARTist tommyfilth (please, just bathe) while refurbishing the broken KitchenAid his wife bought him for Christmas (which, for the record, he requested -- she's not just some terrible gift-giver). Man, that thing would look g... / Continue →
Because this is the internet, here's a short video of Gandalf riding a unicycle playing 'Concerning Hobbits' from The Fellowship of the Ring on bagpipes. It's the same dude from Portland that did the Star Wars theme dressed as Darth Vader. Hey, everyone needs a hobby. My fav... / Continue →