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I'd Rather Be Scrawny: The Free Flexor Picks Up Where Shake Weight Left Off (Near-Blind)

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Seen here clearly demonstrating he knows how to cup some damn balls, Skinny McRipped demonstrates an exercise with the Free Flexor, a new piece of questionable exercise equipment consisting of a shaft and two weighted balls that, just like the Shake Weight, eerily simulates the act of masturbating and should never be performed in front of another human being, including yourself in the mirror. Or pets. They will never respect you.

Hit the jump for the you're not fooling anyone commercial.

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Thanks to Trixie, who agrees they secret to a good workout is NOT circular strength technology. Shocking, I know.

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