Seen here clearly demonstrating he knows how to cup some damn balls, Skinny McRipped demonstrates an exercise with the Free Flexor, a new piece of questionable exercise equipment consisting of a shaft and two weighted balls that, just like the Shake Weight, eerily simulates the act of masturbating and should never be performed in front of another human being, including yourself in the mirror. Or pets. They will never respect you.
Hit the jump for the you're not fooling anyone commercial.
Seen here ready to shake hands in the biblical sense, a Japanese robot designed to reproduce human-like handshakes prepares itself for a fistful of dong at a recent trade show. Oh man, I'd hate to the guy behind the curtain pretending to have the robot hand!
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Nerds vs Geeks poster: "Nerds are into Star Trek, geeks are into Star Wars!"
Anybody who sees it: "WTF?! Whoever made this doesn't know shit about shit."
Geeks vs. Nerds: The Anatomy [bitrebels]
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Remember Professor Hiroshi Ishiguro's future-vision of robotic humanoid cell phones? Well the crazy SOB has started developing prototypes, and these are them. WOULD DROP IN TOILET AND NOT FISH OUT.
The Elfoid...fits in your pocket and tickles you when you've got a call.
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