Haha, Take That You Stupid Little Robot!!

Robots: they're greedy. You give them two feet and they try to take a yard. Then? Then they take the beating of a lifetime. *ties electric cord to ceiling fan, watches robot get beat against walls until pieces start coming off* Now THIS -- this is real entertainment. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I probably could've charged myself admission.

And thus, the robot revolution was thwarted [iheartchaos]

Thanks to Nicholas, who might not be the real Santa considering I've emailed him my Christmas list the past four years and never gotten shit.

• Gusty: Hurricane Causes Wind Turbine Explosion

  December 12, 2011

  This is a picture of a $3-million, 328-foot wind turbine in North Ayrshire, Scotland trying to cope with hurricane winds. Obviously, it coped poorly. Like me in high school getting called a dork all the time. Which brings up an important topic: bullying. Listen up kids, I w... / Continue →
• You Can't Do Anything Right!: Idiot Moron Leaves Phone Charging At House He Robbed

  February 4, 2011

  Sad burglar is sad. Seen here looking like the sad idiot moron that he is, 25-year old stupid Cody Wilkins has been charged with a string of burglaries in Montgomery County, MD (MOCO FOR THE WIN -- GO QO COUGARS!) after leaving his cell phone charging at a house he was robbing... / Continue →
• Robot Hunts For Outlets, Steals Electricity

  June 13, 2009

  PR2 is a robot that can hunt down power outlets to recharge its own battery. Why it even exists is beyond me. Thankfully, I just jammed forks into all my electric outlets, so if he tries stealing my power, he's in for a real shock (!). This particular run had our PR2 alpha r... / Continue →